Halloween: The Dental Jokes that Make You Smile

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Halloween is right around the corner, which means it’s time to get into the festive mood! To help you do so, our Kimberlee J. Karey, DDS team has some fun Halloween dental jokes for you. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

Q: What did the ghost say when he found out he had cavities?
A: Boo Hoo

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath

Q: What kind of toothpaste do vampires buy?
A: Ultra-Bite

Q: What do you call a bear without teeth?
A: A gummy bear

Q: What does the tooth fairy give sharks when they lose teeth?
A: Sand dollars

Q: What do dentists use to fix a dragon’s teeth?
A: Fire drills

Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay

Now remember, Halloween can be a frightening time for your smile because of all the sugary candies and treats, so it’s important to take great care of your teeth and gums. You can have a smile-healthy Halloween in Ann Arbor, Michigan, by brushing your teeth twice a day, flossing your smile once a day, and rinsing your mouth daily. You can also visit your dentist, Dr. Kimberlee J. Karey, if you’re due for a dental checkup, and you can avoid eating sticky, hard, and gooey treats.

For more information and details about how to keep your smile in tip-top shape this Halloween, please feel free to call our office today at 734.668.6612. We are more than happy to help you!